I originally saw this on the Mabe family’s website. It is unspeakably infuriating to see God’s Word abused and God Himself blasphemed in this way. To think of all the time my pastor spends, and our youth pastor spends, and I (college pastor) spend trying to correctly handle this precious book and teach our students God’s truth, then to see this heretic treat the Scriptures like a bathroom tissue is almost too much to handle.
February 19, 2008 at 11:16 pm
PLEASE tell me this is a joke.
February 20, 2008 at 12:29 am
…but will he write his name? You know it’s a cult when something like that gets an “amen” to encourage more of the same.
Is there nothing that cannot or will not be excused in the name of King James? Is it any wonder the world looks at Christianity, shrugs and says, “what-ev-er?”
February 20, 2008 at 1:32 am
Ohmygosh. I laughed so hard. “Our leaders pee sitting down. That’s the problem with this nation.” Yep, I’m sure that’s exactly what our problem is. Wow. I didn’t know people like this actually exist.
February 20, 2008 at 1:43 am
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February 20, 2008 at 2:35 am
o.O Every single time, these kind of people scare me. And no, not in a good way. “You mean I have to deal with the damage they’ve done? Crap. Er, I mean pee-on-a-wall.”
On a related subject, is one more of a man if they can “write” their name in the snow?
February 20, 2008 at 7:50 am
I really should be offended or outraged, but it really just makes me sad to hear the Bible taught with such egregious error. Great Post
February 20, 2008 at 1:16 pm
In the interest of being fair, we should make it clear that there are some KJV-onlyists who would be just as offended by this ridiculous hermeneutic. Just as there would be some non KJV-onlyists who would patting this guy on the back for a good sermon. Just thought we needed to make that clear.
February 20, 2008 at 6:15 pm
what in the world??? CRAZY!
February 20, 2008 at 10:42 pm
Ha! Ha! hahahahahahaha! Hee Hee Ha Ho Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!
What a funny post.
February 29, 2008 at 1:32 pm
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