I got these in an e-mail and thought they were great. Visions of the south…
Duct Tape: The universal repair tool of the South

Yes. 80’s glam-rock hairstyles still thrive down in Dixie!


Only Southern folks know how to combine Malachi and Michelin



And we spare no expense in the latest vehicle security systems.



But of course, nothing comes before God in the heart of a Southerner.