Ever wanted to hit the major highlights of Western philosophy in a mildly amusing and painfully poetic way?  Then check out this link and scroll down a little.

The first stanza:

There once was a thinker called Plato
Who said “this our world’s second rate-oh,
Its just a poor copy
Of something less sloppy
Where all is precise and first rate-oh”.

 * Thanks to Show Me the Argument for bringing this one to light.