This is my favorite scene from “Fiddler On The Roof”

I just had to post this:

We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a “large” enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, “Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.” I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, “NO, it’s not.” Four is larger than two.”
     We have not used Sears repair since.

My daughter and I went through the McDonald’s take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, “You gave me too much money.” I said, “Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.”  She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me t o repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said “We’re sorry but they could not do that kind of thing.” The clerk then proceeded to give me back$1 and 75 cents in change. 
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road The reason: “Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!
  I don’t think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.”

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for “minimal lettuce.” He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it’s safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, “What on earth are blind people doing driving?”

At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to “downsizing.” Our manager commented cheerfully, “This is fun. We should do this more often.” Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.   

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. “Hey,” I announced to the technician, “it
s open!” His reply, “I know. I already got that side.”


Courage is probably the most important trait that can be attributed to any knight.  In spite of the various vices that Arthur’s knights posses in both Mallory and Tennyson, cowardice is certainly not one of them.  From the Battle of Badon Hill to Arthur’s final encounter with the hosts of Mordred, noble knights stand strong no matter what the odds.  This is not the case, however, in Monty Python’s retelling of events.

            In one scene, the knights encounter a creature that, according to the enchanter, Tim, is “so terrible, that the bones of full fifty men lay strewn before its lair”.  The creature turns out to be a small, white rabbit (or a stuffed rabbit on a string during the fighting sequences).  The viewer quickly learns however that this is one mean rabbit that is capable of decapitating a knight before he can say “forsooth”.  The knights are terrified and the voice of King Arthur is heard exclaiming “Run away!” as he and his men retreat in fear from the bunny.

            And who can forget “Brave Sir Robin”?  Here is a knight that is so timid that his only recorded exploits are the battles from which he fled.  Indeed, Sir Robin is an anti-Knight who tiptoes in trepidation throughout the forest as his overly-cheerful minstrel sings about his cowardice.  The knights of Monty Python turn out to be yellow under their armor.

            The film is strangely, yet aptly, concluded by the arrival of British policemen who halt an impending siege upon the French castle that holds the grail.  Arthur and Bedevere join Lancelot in jail and the remaining army is marched backward by a police officer shouting into a megaphone.  At one point, the police man notices the camera and states, “Alright sonny, that’s enough.  Just pack that in!”  All of a sudden the camera goes black and cheerful organ music begins to play.  The strange and abrupt nature of this conclusion is a message in itself.  Despite all the fancy finery and noble chivalry of romantic medieval tales, the real world wins out in the end.  Arthur and his knights are revealed to be a farce and the ideals which they uphold cannot, at least according to Monty Python, stand up to reality.


The themes and motifs of Arthurian legend and literature have been deeply injected into the bloodstream of Western culture.  Nowhere is this more evident than in the classic, comedic film, Monty Python and the Holy Grail which was produced in 1974.  As its title implies, Monty Python is a movie built upon the edifice of the Arthurian mythos.  However, this film is not a glaring and sentimental tribute to the romantic middle ages, but an irreverent and sometimes subtle parody of the ideals of Arthurian literature.  This is particularly evident in the way that the chivalric code of knighthood is portrayed within the film as being silly and unrealistic.  Endurance in battle, an adventurous spirit, and (above all) a courageous heart are all necessary conditions for being a noble knight of the Round Table.  Indeed, these attributes are exemplified repeatedly in works such as Le Morte D’Arthur and the Idylls of the KingMonty Python, however, satirically skewers these romantic ideals throughout the entirety of the film. 

Take, for example, the first of the traits given above.  In Thomas Mallory’s Le Morte D’Arthur, King Arthur’s martial merit and fortitude are clearly displayed in his battle with the Excalibur-wielding Accolon.  Arthur is badly injured throughout the encounter and he loses so much blood that “it [is] a marvel he [stands] on his feet”.  Yet Arthur is “so full of knighthood that he knightly endure[s] the pain” and he finally emerges victorious.  Contrast this with the character of the Black Knight in Monty Python.  With roles reversed, he is the recipient of various injuries (or amputations) from King Arthur until he is finally reduced to a writhing torso who screams epithets at his opponent.  Although this may sound horrific and gratuitously violent, it is portrayed in very humorous manner.  After losing his arm, the Black Knight objects, “Tis but a scratch…I’ve had worse!”  And after losing both arms, he resorts to taunting and kicking the king in the posterior.  All of these antics are a clear parody of the “knightly endurance” exemplified by King Arthur in Le Morte D’Arthur.

The adventurous spirit of the knight errant is another common motif within Arthurian literature.  The Knights of the Round Table incessantly seek glory through the pursuit of various quests.  Indeed, this is such a common endeavor that it appears to have been worked into King Arthur’s daily schedule:

Then the king bade haste unto dinner.  Sir, said Sir Kay the Steward, if ye go now unto your meat ye shall break your old custom of your court, for ye have not used on this day to sit at your meat or that ye have seen some adventure.


One can almost see Arthur fumbling through his daily planner and nodding his head in frustrated agreement.

The idea of the noble quest is roundly ridiculed in Monty Python however.  In fact, the primary quest for the grail is never even resolved within the film.  The grail quest seems to be nothing but a loosely assembled frame upon which the various sketches and sight gags of the movie are hung on.  This is no accident however, since the very meaninglessness of the pursuit is a satirical jab at the entire concept of questing.

This parody of questing is best exemplified by Arthur and Bedevere’s encounter with the infamous “Knights who say ‘Ni!'”.  Besides the humorous reaction elicited by exclaiming a monosyllabic nonsense word, the quest given to Arthur and Bedevere is completely ridiculous: they are to procure a shrubbery.  This demand sends the two knights on a pointless endeavor in which they learn to employ the dreaded “Ni!” as a weapon themselves.  Finally, their shrubbery is gained dues ex machina through their fortunate encounter with “Roger the Shrubber”.  To be sure, questing in Monty Python is not nearly as noble as in its literary counterparts!